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Comedy Central
Jan 28, 2013 11:30pm PST
shellenberger, is an environmentalist who believes in nuclear energy. finally, liberals that glow in the dark. [ laughter ] axe body spray has announced a contest that will send the winner to space. still not far enough to get away from the smell. [ laughter ] this is "the colbert report." ["the colbert report" theme music playing] captioning sponsored by comedy central [cheers and applause] welcome! boom! boom! woo! [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen] >> stephen: yes! yes! yes! [cheers and applause] absolutely. welcome. [cheers and applause] yes, please. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] welcome back. please. ladies and gentlemen, those bastards have had a free ride long enough. it ends tonight. nation, president obama's second term is only a week old, and already we are one week closer to dying. welcome to obamacare. [ laughter ] and the president is dropping the ball on homeland security. >> the tsa is removing the body scanners that produce a naked image of the passengers bodies. you remember those? they're being removed bc the company that manufactures the
Comedy Central
Feb 4, 2013 6:55pm PST
[applause] >> welcome back. that energy is authentic. [laughter] last week i showed you my inappropriate macho man randy savage impressions and asked you to send in some of your own. well, here's our favorite. >> i feel a little bit of pressure. >> this guy is going to feel it in the back of his throat when the macho man randy savage does it. oh, yeah! >> oh yeah! be sure to join us next week when we give the crying giants fan a web redemption. [inaudible] >> this is why you stop nursing your kids after six months. [laughter] before we go, a message to you gamers out there. playing the wii is not exercise. and no matter how much they drop the price, it's still not going to offset the medical bills or the electronics you destroy while playing it. [laughter] >> oh! [laughter] >> ooh! [laughter] see you next week. goodnight! [applause] [eagle caw] >> stephen: tonight, should gays and lesbians be allowed to marry? yes, but only each other. [ laughter ] then, big changes for the kkk. they're updating the sheets with a dust ruffle! [ laughter ] and my guest is billionaire philant
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